FIC: "A Gift from the Heart" (Snape)

[kelly_chambliss]

Here's some heartwarming Christmas silliness for you via adventdrabbles.

Title: A Gift from the Heart
Character: Severus Snape
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100 (according to AO3)

Prompt: A Christmas gift for someone you don't like

Summary: Severus Snape thinks Christmas is a load of shite.

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"Fucking 'Secret Santa' game!" raged Severus Snape, kicking the rusted-out cauldron that he'd forgot to remove from his office. "Ow. Christmas spirit, my arse. A load of shite."

He kicked the cauldron again for emphasis. "Ow. Albus wants me to give him a gift? Fine."

A wave of his wand over the owl-mail order form on his desk, and the words "one ton of fermented dragon's dung" filled themselves in.

Snape sneered.

At Boxing Day dinner, a beaming Pomona Sprout bustled up to him. "Severus! Dumbledore says I have you to thank for the exquisite fertilizer! What a perfect gift!"

Comments

[lash_larue]

Of course, Albus is a re-gifter, but it was nice of him to give credit.

I have kicked a cauldron or two myself.

L

[kelly_chambliss]

I'd kick every cauldron in existence if they were within reach.

[lordhellebore]

LOL! Now that's a recipient who can really use the gift. Thanks for the laugh :D

[kelly_chambliss]

Poor Snape just can't win for losing.

Happy holidays!