My HP_Sweethearts Drabble

[kelly_chambliss]

For my contribution to this year's HP Sweethearts fest. I received a lot of fun prompts and character requests from Val_Creative, an interesting writer new to me in the fandom. I chose F/F Minerva (surprise, surprise) and "tattoos." Here's the result:

Title: Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do?
Characters: Minerva McGonagall/Rolanda Hooch, Dolores Umbridge
Rating: low R
Word Count: 200
Summary: Madam Hooch and Professor McGonagall learn that Headmistress Umbridge disapproves of tattoos.

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In the staffroom, Headmistress Umbridge crosses her pink-stockinged ankles and frowns at your forearm.

"Rolanda Hooch, is that...could it be...a tattoo?"

You look down at the delicately-inked golden snitch that darts back and forth across your skin.

"Yes," you reply, heroically refraining from adding, "obviously."

She purses her lips. "I hope you cover it around the students. A tattoo is very...unladylike. Not something we want for good Hogwarts girls. Don't you agree, Professor McGonagall?"

McGonagall glances up from her marking. "Madam Hooch already knows what I think of her tattoo," she says primly.

Umbridge preens.

Later, you visit McGonagall's rooms and pull her into your arms as soon as you enter.

"Tell me," you breathe, nipping her ear. "What do you think of Madam Hooch's tattoo?"

She Vanishes your robes and her own, then settles her hands on your naked arse.

"I think," she says, "it's wonderfully unladylike."

You draw a finger across her hip, across the bright-red image of a heart with "Ro" tattooed in its center.

"Not something we want for good Hogwarts girls," you remark.

Minerva kisses you and slides her hand between your thighs. "Aren't we lucky, then, that we're bad Hogwarts women?"