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kelly_chambliss) wrote2024-12-19 01:47 pm
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FIC: "A Gift from the Heart" (Snape)
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Title: A Gift from the Heart
Character: Severus Snape
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100 (according to AO3)
Prompt: A Christmas gift for someone you don't like
Summary: Severus Snape thinks Christmas is a load of shite.
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"Fucking 'Secret Santa' game!" raged Severus Snape, kicking the rusted-out cauldron that he'd forgot to remove from his office. "Ow. Christmas spirit, my arse. A load of shite."
He kicked the cauldron again for emphasis. "Ow. Albus wants me to give him a gift? Fine."
A wave of his wand over the owl-mail order form on his desk, and the words "one ton of fermented dragon's dung" filled themselves in.
Snape sneered.
At Boxing Day dinner, a beaming Pomona Sprout bustled up to him. "Severus! Dumbledore says I have you to thank for the exquisite fertilizer! What a perfect gift!"
adventdrabbles.Title: A Gift from the Heart
Character: Severus Snape
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100 (according to AO3)
Prompt: A Christmas gift for someone you don't like
Summary: Severus Snape thinks Christmas is a load of shite.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"Fucking 'Secret Santa' game!" raged Severus Snape, kicking the rusted-out cauldron that he'd forgot to remove from his office. "Ow. Christmas spirit, my arse. A load of shite."
He kicked the cauldron again for emphasis. "Ow. Albus wants me to give him a gift? Fine."
A wave of his wand over the owl-mail order form on his desk, and the words "one ton of fermented dragon's dung" filled themselves in.
Snape sneered.
At Boxing Day dinner, a beaming Pomona Sprout bustled up to him. "Severus! Dumbledore says I have you to thank for the exquisite fertilizer! What a perfect gift!"