Rec Time -- Femmefest

[kelly_chambliss]

The HP femmefest is currently posting, and imagine my joy when I found LONG MINERVA/ROLANDA story amid all the usual Hermione/Ginny/Luna/Pansy/Cho combinations.

And not just any Minerva/Rolanda fic -- it's a delightfully witty, clever story with spot-on characterizations, exquisite turns of phrase, beautiful scenery, a wonderfully campy Albus, a perfect A.S.S of a Gilderoy Lockhart, a well-muscled and sexy Rolanda, and best of all, a capable, forthright, wry, to-die-for IC Minerva.

Plus a treasure chest of dildos.

I'd love to quote all the many great lines, but you'll enjoy them more in situ. Don't miss the treat.

Title: The Hot Mess Express
Author: Anonymous for now at femmefest
Pairing: Minerva McGonagall/Rolanda Hooch
Word Count: 16,600
Rating: I'd say about PG-13
Author's Summary: Being Albus's Deputy Headmistress was bad enough before Gilderoy Lockhart showed up. . .

Comments

[kelly_chambliss]

I had to restrain myself from quoting dozens of excellent lines from the fic, though I was glad to see that you and Squibstress and others left very thorough comments. It's quite a compliment that you thought the story might be mine! Thank you.