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This pair of 150-word drabbles was written for the incomparable [ profile] writcraft. (Her clever friends [ profile] akatamedeaster and [ profile] amorette set up secret birthday comm for her last week.)

Title: Good Clean Troth
Author: [ profile] kellychambliss
Pairing: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Rolanda Hooch
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 300
Summary: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank didn't care for Quidditch.

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Good, Clean Troth )
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Reveals have taken place at [info]daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas fest, and I can claim my fic, which I wrote for an excellent prompt from [ profile] writcraft. It's been a while since I wrote Wilhelmina/Minerva, and I enjoyed getting back to them.

(On a related note, I received an excellent KK gift in exchange, a Minerva/Severus fic called Amends [which I recced earlier here]. I was looking forward to finding the author's identity, so that I could read the rest of hir work. The author turns out to be named Deianaera, who is new to me. But sadly, s/he has deleted/purged hir Insane Journal account. I'll have to see if I can run hir down on LJ.)

Author: [ profile] kellychambliss
Title: Bespoke
Pairings: Minerva/Wilhelmina, pre-slash Ginny/Millicent
Rating: R-ish
Kinks/Themes Included: cross-dressing
Other Warnings/Content: none
Word Count: ~5900
Summary: Millicent Bulstrode gets some new clothes, and Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank gets some.


Bespoke )
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It was the first day of the Christmas holiday at Hogwarts, and Rolanda Hooch was bored. No students were staying at the castle -- since the war, families wanted their children at home as much as possible -- and the empty echoing corridors seemed dark and depressing.

True, the sitting room she shared with her lover was bright and cosy, but still, Rolanda was bored. She hadn't minded a year or two of peace and quiet once Voldemort was defeated, but enough was enough. Why had they bothered to save the wizarding world, if they were just going to sit around at home every night? It probably wouldn't be long before they started knitting.

"Let's do something, Minerva," she proposed. "And I don't mean a game of chess. Something different. Something wild."

The Headmistress looked up from her book. "Peeves wasn't wild enough for you?" Their resident poltergeist had livened up the students' departure by unleashing scores of Stinking Skydivers-- a new Weasley Wheeze consisting of dung bombs dropped on firework-spouting parachutes.

"Peeves." Rolanda's snort was eloquent in its disdain. "I'm talking about having fun, Minerva. Remember that -- fun? You know, laughing and relaxing and not being the headmistress for a while? I'm sure you can search the dim recesses of your memory and recall what that was like."

She was rewarded with a raised eyebrow. "We've reached the sarcasm stage already, have we?" Minerva asked, her smile wry. "All right, Ro. What sort of fun did you have in mind?"

"Well, I. . ." Not having been prepared to gain her point so easily, Rolanda was momentarily stumped.

But not for long.

"I know!" she said. "Let's dress up as Muggles and go to London."

"London? But. . ."

"And let's switch places!" Ro interrupted, carried away by the possibilities. "I'll get tarted up all femmy, and you can wear some dykey drag. A tux, maybe! Satin! What do you say?"

Since she'd got out of her chair during this speech to wind her arms around Minerva and trail soft kisses down her neck, the headmistress, after a gasp and a moan, could do nothing but acquiesce.

A few magical transformations later, they were ready. Minerva availed herself of one of the perks of her position to create a Portkey, and in no time, they found themselves outside Wicked! -- Britain's premiere witches-only bar.

Rolanda marveled at the change in her lover -- Minerva looked more rested already, smiling and comfortable with boyish Muggle hair and a black satin jacket and trousers; no one would guess that a mere hour previously, that tux had been a tartan dressing gown. So happy did she look that Rolanda decided to sneak a surreptitious photograph ) so that the next time she wanted to whisk Minerva off on an adventure, she could remind her of the good it did her.

If the headmistress had hoped they could keep a low profile, she was doomed to disappointment. No sooner did they step into the crowded bar than a gruff voice hailed them. "Rolanda Hooch! Minerva McGonagall!" it boomed. "As I live and breathe."

Ro turned to see Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank ) bearing down on them from the direction of the cloak-room. She, too, was in Muggle garb, for such was the fashion at Wicked! Rolanda took in the short grey hair and the crisp white shirt and the leather gloves and thought, not for the first time, how glad she was that Minerva was not the jealous sort; she never minded if Rolanda looked her fill at another hot woman (as long as looking was all it was, and in truth, it was never more, for Ro was never even tempted to stray. Minerva was all the woman she wanted).

"Willa, it's good to see you," said Minerva, offering her hand (Wilhelmina not being the hugging sort).

"Likewise," said Willa, giving the hand a hearty shake. "I was just leaving, but I could stay for a dram if you like. Unless. . ." she broke off, giving them and their attire a sharp glance. "This is a case of three being a crowd."

"We do have plans for later," Minerva said, snaking an arm around Rolanda's waist and setting Ro's heart to pounding. "But a dram sounds lovely."

"There's a price, though, Willa," said Ro, with an impish glance toward the normally camera-shy Minerva. "We want you to take our picture."

"Glad to," Wilhelmina replied. She conjured a quick flame to light her pipe. "If I can have a copy for myself. You're both a sight to remember. You make quite the fetching femme, Ro. Who'd have guessed? As for you. . ." she turned towards Minerva. "Didn't I always say you were a butch at heart?"

"No," Minerva replied, arching a brow.

"Oh. Well. Thought it, though. Many a time. Here, give me the camera."

She stuck her pipe behind her ear and squinted through the viewer.

"Smile!" she ordered.

And smile they did. )
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This story was my entry in the 2012 [info]minerva_fest. I thoroughly enjoyed writing Neville.

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Title: Life, Love, and the Headmistress
Author: [ profile] kellychambliss
Rating: PG
Word Count: 10,400
Characters: Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank, Pomona Sprout, Augusta Longbottom, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hannah Abbott
Summary: Neville Longbottom joins the Hogwarts staff as a "junior instructor in Herbology" and finds himself thinking about life, love, and Minerva McGonagall.
Warnings: none
Author's Notes: As always, [ profile] therealsnape, my best and wisest of betas, has improved this story wonderfully. Thank you, dear!

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Life, Love, and the Headmistress )
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Here's my October entry for [info]daily_deviant. It hasn't exactly taken the comm by storm (in terms of response, anyway), but it was a lot of fun to write. (Thank you, Feather and Teddy!)

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Title: Flying Dutchman
Author: [ profile] kellychambliss
Pairing: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Aberforth Dumbledore
Rating: NC-17-ish
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Capnolagnia: arousal from watching others smoke
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1700
Summary: Nothing both soothes and arouses Aberforth like a whiff of Wilhelmina's pipe smoke.
Author's Notes: I have such a smoking-in-fanfic kink, you can't imagine. So I was really pleased to see this month's theme. And it was perfect for another favorite of mine, the pipe-smoking Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank. In my head-canon, Wilhelmina is a dyke, but sometimes she makes an exception for Aberforth.

Flying Dutchman is a real pipe tobacco, and it always makes me (and apparently Aberforth) think of the famous legend.

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Flying Dutchman )
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This fic is my June entry for [info]daily_deviant. From this month's list of possible kinks, I chose "dirty talk" -- with a twist. And when it comes to dirt, the outdoorsy Pomona and Wilhelmina were a natural pairing.

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Title: Talk Dirt to Me
Author: [ profile] kellychambliss
Pairing: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Pomona Sprout
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: dirty talk (of sorts)
Word Count: 1875
Summary/Description: When Pomona comes home to her lover Wilhelmina, they read some dirt before dinner. Set during Chamber of Secrets.
Author's Notes: My thanks to my partner for the quick beta and to Wilhelmina and Pomona for being so cooperative.

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Talk Dirt to Me )
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This story was my February entry for [info]daily_deviant. The kink was "ceraunophilia," or "arousal by thunder/lightning/storms."

Title: Tasting the Tempest
Author: [personal profile] kelly_chambliss
Characters: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: ceraunophilia: arousal by thunder and lightning/storms
Other Warnings: none
Word Count: 1200
Summary: One evening while Wilhelmina is tending to her animals, a storm blows up.

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Tasting the Tempest )
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Three years ago today -- October 12, 2008 -- I woke up on a sunny Sunday morning feeling something unexpected: an absolute compulsion to write a fanfic. Specifically, I was totally driven to write a Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank fic.

A Fearsome Tale of Addiction, Compulsion, and Obsession )

Still, I have a soft spot for this first HP story, so without further ado, I offer it to you tonight, three years almost to the hour that I first posted it.

Thank you, flist, for three (and counting) wonderful years.

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Title: M. F. McG.
Author: [ profile] kellychambliss
Pairing McGonagall/Grubbly-Plank
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3900
Summary: McGonagall is retiring. Harry and the gang come to see her in a new way.

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M. F. McG. )
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Title: Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds Herself
Author: [personal profile] kelly_chambliss
Characters/Pairings: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank/Irma Pince
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: None. Well, there's a sex toy involved. And a magical sex manual.
Word Count: 3450
Summary: Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank has never been much for books. But then Irma Pince helps her do a little research into the literature of sexology.

Author's Notes: This story was my first contribution to [info]daily_deviant. The month's kink I chose was "sexology: the study of sex; sexual education, counselling, information, etc."

The title is adapted from Radclyffe Hall's classic story of "inversion," "Miss Ogilvy Finds Herself." The quotations from Muggle sexologists Havelock Ellis and Richard von Krafft-Ebing are from texts in the public domain. The quotation from wizard sexologist Oxwald Horwood-Ashe is included by kind permission of Kinsey and Hite, Publishers, Diagon Alley.

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Miss Grubbly-Plank Finds Herself )
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This story was my entry in the 2010 [info]minerva_fest. It was written to a prompt from [personal profile] therealsnape who asked for in-character Minerva and Wilhelmina, with a preference for butch W.**

Title: Un/Bound
Author: [profile] kellychambliss
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3400
Pairings: Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
Summary: Eat, drink, and get dressy, because tomorrow Wilhelmina is going into hiding for the duration of the war.
Warnings: impolite mirrors
Disclaimer: Everything HP belongs to JKR.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my excellent beta [personal profile] miss_morland

**Yes, I know I whined at length about how I wasn't going to be able to write for the Minerva Fest. But then one day the picture of Severus Snape on my file cabinet suddenly said, "Stop being such a mewling dunderhead. Just write something, dammit." So I did.
Un/Bound )
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Today is the


Here's the story I wrote for the IDF Challenge at [community profile] hp_femsmut ([info]hp_femsmut at LJ. You should check out the other entries, too; they'll be posted until July 25.)

Title: Bedtime
Author: [profile] kellychambliss
Pairing: Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank
Rating: Hard R? Higher? (I'm really bad at ratings)
Warnings/Enticements: Magical sex toys
Prompt: Minerva/Open; "a day in the life"
Word Count: 3100
Summary: Lavender and the other Gryffindors can't imagine why Professor Grubbly-Plank is wandering the Hogwarts corridors at night. Set during OoP.
Author's Notes: My thanks: to my tireless and helpful betas, [personal profile] therealsnape and [personal profile] tetleythesecond; to [personal profile] woldy, for running the fest and the comm; to [ profile] ravenclawbest for the banner. (And I think I agree with some commentators that I might sell the boys short -- well, at least Neville. I'll make it up to him at some point. /g/)

Bedtime )
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Title:Still Waters
Author: Kelly Chambliss
Pairing: Minerva McGonagall/Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank (with guest appearances by Amelia Bones, Augusta Longbottom, Neville, and Trevor)
Rating: light R
Summary: In 1995, Albus Dumbledore invites Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank to serve as a substitute professor of Care of Magical Creatures. Will isn't sure she should accept, but she thinks it over while sleeping with a unicorn. (No, not like that! What's wrong with you?)

This story was written for [ profile] tetleythesecond, who submitted a generous winning bid for it at the [ profile] help_haiti auction. My grateful thanks to you, Tetley!

(And thanks to the other kind bidders as well.)

Illustrations by my and my partner's excellent Child (age 13 and soon not to be a child any longer. As he is fond of noting, it's only a little over two years until he can [please, no!] drive). (NB -- the original pictures are larger, but these are as large as I can seem to make them in LJ)

And speaking of grateful thanks, I extend many to my fine beta-reader, [ profile] therealsnape


~ ~ Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank ~ ~


How do they do it, the ones who make love
without love? ……
How do they come to the
still waters, and not love
the one who came there with them, light
rising slowly as steam off their joined
--Sharon Olds


Still Waters )
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The Hermione Big Bang fest ([info]hermionebigbang) has gone live -- 45 stories, a host of art, over one million (yes, that's 1,000,000) words.  It looks to have been an amazingly complex fest to mount, and I admire the mods no end for handling it so well.  They've done such a fine job.  Go check out the stories:  you'll be reading happily for months.

My entry is called "Storytelling," and you can find it here.  It's Minerva/Hermione  and Minerva/Other Canon Character (sorry to be coy about it, but the identity is a small surprise.)   Yes, I've written a Minerva-centered fic.  I know you're surprised.

And there's artwork!  The story is wonderfully illustrated by the incomparable [info]la_dissonance,[info]cathybites, and[info]ghot.  Even if you don't read the fic, check out the art.

At 27,500 words, this story is the longest I've ever written.  It was quite an undertaking, and I couldn't have done it without the amazingly thorough, insightful, and careful help provided by the best betas ever: [info]therealsnape  and[info]mountainmoira.  They both read the full draft twice and improved it mightily each time.  (My friends, if this fic does not suck, it is all because of you!  I hope you know just how much I appreciate your hard work and your support and especially your friendship.)

And many thanks, too, to my cheerleader   \o/    [info]lilmisblack

Interestingly, my story appears to be the only piece of femmeslash submitted to the Big Bang (I think there are some shorter f/f stories in the "Phase 1" section, which includes fics written specifically for pieces of art.)

The only disappointing thing is that I don't think the authors will get many reviews.  Unless I'm confused (always a strong possibility), there's no way to comment or review at the actual story page(s) on the HBB archive (where all the stories are housed). To comment after you finish reading, you have to go back to the [info]hermionebigbang  LJ community, and there's no link to the that community from the story archive.  So anyone who wants to comment has to find their own way back to the LJ site (multiple back-clicks, I guess).  But I think the process will take more dedication than the average reader has; I doubt many will bother.  (Hell, on FFN, most readers won't even leave a review when all they have to do is click on a review button at the end of the story.)   But still, I can at least keep track of how many times someone opens the HBB fic, which is a nice feature.

I'm looking forward to a lot of fun reading.



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